Friday, September 20, 2013

Self-Pleasure On Swedish Beaches Is OK

Those who "spank the monkey" in public in Sweden...may be able to "get off" without charges!
A recent court ruling in a Swedish court suggests that masturbating on the beach in Sweden is ok, according to public prosecutor Olof Vrethammar.
Vrethammar was prosecuting a 65yr.old who was charged with sexual assault after getting literally caught with his pants down, giving himself a sandy handy on a beach in Stockholm.
A ruling, which acquitted the man of the sex assault charges, found that although he was publicly "flogging the log", he was not directing his actions at anyone in particular. That was enough to clear him of the sexual assault charge!
Vrethammar: "With that ruling, we can conclude that it is OK to masturbate on the beach...although the act may be considered to be disorderly conduct."
This revelation that public wanking may not be a criminal offence cums just two months after one Swedish political party announced they'd like it to be illegal for men to stand while urinating! Go figure!!!

[...with thanx to Huffington Post]

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