Friday, January 21, 2011

Sex Toys Not For Play

An Aussie sheila's bizarre plan to play floaties with a blow-up doll deflated last weekend.
Queensland police were alerted when two 19yr.olds struck trouble mid-afternoon Sunday. Floating down the flood-swollen Yarra River on two inflatable sex dolls, the woman lost her latex playmate when the play got rough. They clung to a floating tree, calling for help. Fortunately, a passer-by called rescuers while a kayaker took life jackets to them.
But, with Queensland in the grip of a deadly flooding emergency and numerous genuine rescues in the past week, police were not amused. The incident prompted a warning from cops that blow-up sex toys are "not recognised flotation devices": yeup, they breed their cops bright in Oz!!
Meanwhile the fate of said inflatable dolls is unknown - they're no doubt lost somewhere in the wet patch, and so won't be around to respect 'em in the morning!

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