It's pants down, and on with the job!
Brace yourself for Europe's biggest brothel, with 147 rooms and parking for buses.
Planned to open in 2014 the giant brothel (officially dubbed the "FunMotel"), will have capacity for 1,000 'guests' a day with around 150 sex workers employed. It'll also have 350 parking spaces and a 3m high perimeter wall to ensure privacy.
Peter Laskaris, the Austrian businessman behind the project (who already operates a brothel in Vienna), says the glitzy bordello's "four-star hotel" facilities will be the sex industry's shift from "grocer to supermarket". The FunMotel will offer "swinger parties, gangbangs and "porn stars" along with more mundane hotel attractions such as restaurants, beauty salon and gym.
[Laskaris featured in the news during the last northern winter... when he offered homeless people free rooms in his brothel during the cold spell. As temperatures hit minus 20 in Vienna, he offered ten people a night a bed in his Red Rooms Laufhaus for free, including a hot shower and a hot meal. But he made it clear that other services were not included.]
His new brothel will be built at a still-undisclosed location near the Austrian capital: "We've deliberately spread false information about the location to avoid trouble before we had the authorisation to go ahead, but it'll be situated in a location that doesn't bother anyone."
New Viennese regulations requiring brothels to have official permits made locating the FunMotel in the capital an impractical option. But local authorities and the police have already given their consent to
this project.
...meanwhile, a public hearing continues today on a proposed 15-storey super brothel in Auckland's CBD. Brothers John and Michael Chow's plans to build the Penthouse Club on Victoria Street West (opposite SkyCity Casino) include a brothel and entertainment facilities.
Perhaps the Chows might have more success if they too relocated their brothel to a country area, and bussed the bonkin' boys in!
Brace yourself for Europe's biggest brothel, with 147 rooms and parking for buses.
Planned to open in 2014 the giant brothel (officially dubbed the "FunMotel"), will have capacity for 1,000 'guests' a day with around 150 sex workers employed. It'll also have 350 parking spaces and a 3m high perimeter wall to ensure privacy.
Peter Laskaris, the Austrian businessman behind the project (who already operates a brothel in Vienna), says the glitzy bordello's "four-star hotel" facilities will be the sex industry's shift from "grocer to supermarket". The FunMotel will offer "swinger parties, gangbangs and "porn stars" along with more mundane hotel attractions such as restaurants, beauty salon and gym. [Laskaris featured in the news during the last northern winter... when he offered homeless people free rooms in his brothel during the cold spell. As temperatures hit minus 20 in Vienna, he offered ten people a night a bed in his Red Rooms Laufhaus for free, including a hot shower and a hot meal. But he made it clear that other services were not included.]
His new brothel will be built at a still-undisclosed location near the Austrian capital: "We've deliberately spread false information about the location to avoid trouble before we had the authorisation to go ahead, but it'll be situated in a location that doesn't bother anyone."
New Viennese regulations requiring brothels to have official permits made locating the FunMotel in the capital an impractical option. But local authorities and the police have already given their consent to
this project. ...meanwhile, a public hearing continues today on a proposed 15-storey super brothel in Auckland's CBD. Brothers John and Michael Chow's plans to build the Penthouse Club on Victoria Street West (opposite SkyCity Casino) include a brothel and entertainment facilities.
Perhaps the Chows might have more success if they too relocated their brothel to a country area, and bussed the bonkin' boys in!
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