Friday, February 6, 2009

Eeeee, Mind Your Feet, Lad!

Eeeeeeee, by goom! There be UFOs in Lincolnshire then!
A giant wind turbine has been severely damaged, two of its blades being bent and a third actually severed.
UFOs seem to be getting the blame, with (most bizarre of all) Dale Vince, founder of Ecotricity, the company that owns the towering turbine saying: "Until we have some idea, some plausible explanation that it was not a UFO, I don't think we should rule it out".
This is a perfectly rational explanation of course. Technically superior beings fly billions of miles to have a wee peek at us and then despite all their technological wizardry that must be far beyond our comprehension, they (after all that skill, time and effort) crash into a giant wind turbine and scuttle off home with their tails between their legs (if they have tails...or indeed legs) utterly embarrassed.
Clumsy bastards!

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