Jumping Without Parachute…Again

Nancy will serve Big Mac
at the wedding reception...

Once the news broke, ya just knew the tabloids would have a field-day with song titles!
Can’t Buy Me Love…
Love Love Me I Do…
Macca’s Next Marital Mystery Tour…
Yeup, Beatles legend Paul McCartney is about to marry for the third time. He asked his American fiancee Nancy Shevell to Drive My Car and she said: sure thing, Eight Days A Week!
Furthermore, he ain’t signin’ no pre-nup! Uh-oh, so the old adage is true: you can’t teach an old dog new tricks! *Psst!* Do You Want To Know A Secret? Macca’s divorce from second wife Heather (Money, That’s What I Want) Mills cost him £24.3m, plus annuals of £35,000 (for their daughter)! I Should Have Known Better with a girl like you…
Hmmm, Live And Let Die, eh?
Even though Nancy’s happily offered to sign a pre-nup (to be hands-off his £495m fortune, should things dive like The Yellow Submarine) Macca’s Glad All Over. After all, he says, We Can Work It Out…All You Need Is Love.
He and his Long Tall Sally will be going Helter Skelter to the same London venue where he wed late wife Linda more than 40 years ago: London's Marylebone Town Hall.
Lotsa couples marry there because of its reputation as a rock'n'roll celebrity place to tie the knot. That’s where Beatles drummer Ringo Starr and Oasis singer Liam Gallagher did the deed. Er, but…well…they didn’t actually marry each other, y’understand!
No date yet, but it could be as early as next month…
Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, Life goes on yeah, La la la la life goes on…
Ah well, Macca, No More Lonely Nights, eh!
With A Little Luck…
P.S. I Love You.