Sunday, July 4, 2010

Gandalf Goes To The World Cup

OMG! Is aural hell about to be unleashed on MiddleEarth?
Can the Fellowship survive against that scourge of South Africa's Football World Cup - the onslaught of the dreaded vuvuzela?
Is nothing sacred??
And where's the bloody video ref???

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Is There Any Reason To Keep The Cargo Sheds?

With the *yawn* Rugby World Cup looming – and Auckland’s party facilities not even agreed upon, let alone started – 21 architects have come out in favour of saving the old cargo sheds on Queen’s Wharf!
The wharf is supposed to be the venue for Party Central, with various ideas being mooted, from an enormous tent to a fully-constructed facility with a cruise ship terminal...but of course all this requires the removal of the sheds.
Even an arty low-angle shot can't change the ugliness of these sheds!The architects say, because the sheds (which they describe as "noble") are 98 years old, they should be preserved as some of our few examples of early industrial architecture.
Auckland has a poor reputation for bulldozing anything over 50 years old: a classic illustration happened in 1988, when – despite a 12-day public protest – His Majesty’s Theatre (circa 1902) was demolished in the dead of night. But to many, these sheds are just corrugated iron eyesores, very much resembling the many rows of now-demolished WWII storage sheds built by the US Army at Sylvia Park, Mt.Wellington. Should they be saved simply because of their age, despite having limited architectural value beyond being an example of a 98 year old industrial storage shed?
And indeed, what actually constitutes 'architectural value'? Is that how a building is constructed?... how it performs?... what its asthetic nature is? That's a monster-sized debate which could last for years after the Rugby World Cup has come and gone!
What's paramount is getting the ball rolling now to construct something workable, before the city ends up looking unprepared and amateurish in front of Rugby World Cup visitors. So I say: let the sheds go. If those learned architects are that much in favour of saving them, let them finance the removal and restoration themselves.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

24 Will Be Missed...

Tick...tick...tick...tick...from it's very first season, 24 broke the conventions of television drama - and every single protocol in the CTU handbook! In tv land, the good guys don’t die: they're saved in the nick of time. But on 24 no-one was safe. It kept viewers on the edges of their seats because they really didn’t know what was coming at 'em next. On 24 anything could happen...well, anything except the death of Jack!
24 was different from the norm — at times politically incorrect. It's heroes, particularly Bauer, were even depicted using "enhanced interrogation techniques." Sometimes the only way for Jack to save the day was through his ability to extract information using some form of torture.
Fox announced this season would be the last. I've loved 24 from the start and will be sad to see it go. I watched every episode of every season "in real time", then re-watched it all on DVD. But it's probably a good time to wrap it up. I mean: how many moles can infiltrate CTU before they figure out they need to tighten their screening process? How many White House staffers can betray the President before it gets to be part of their job description? And there surely must be a limit to how many times you can be presumed dead before you actually do get that way. Last season Jack Bauer cheated certain death from exposure to a deadly pathogen, only surviving with an experimental treatment involving his daughter. Stuff like that takes a toll. He is human after all. Well, okay, superhuman, but still, even a superhuman can only take so much!
I will miss Jack. I really hope the rumoured movie does happen: Jack Bauer is just too good a character to farewell forever. And there's a need for characters like him – not perfect, but with the kind of honour and devotion that leads them to risk all to keep their fellow countrymen safe.
Heroes like Jack Bauer really do exist. Not the superhuman type that single-handedly takes out dozens of trained killers and survives deadly nerve agents, but the kind of character that battles evil forces out there in the shadowlands and puts a greater cause ahead of their own personal wellbeing.
Even with the outrageous plotlines and superhuman qualities of Jack Bauer, 24 has sparked thought and debate with some real-life scenarios: biological warfare, assassins, child soldiers, 'dirty bombs', terrorists - all realities in our often grubby little world.
For the issues the series has tackled, and the pure entertainment value, 24 will be missed. Dammit!