Hang m'dick on the wall, Paul!
Jonah Falcon, the NY actor with the longest penis on record, has bequeathed his dick to the Iceland Phallological Museum!
43yr.old Falcon became an internet star a few years back, after having
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| It really is THIIIIIIS BIG!!! |
He's been stopped and frisked by San Francisco Airport security, after they spotted the large bulge in his pants (Yes, sir, I am carrying a Weapon of Mass Destruction!).
He claims he can completely envelop a doorknob with his foreskin... rrriiiggghhhttt! Why WOULD you?! And then why would you TELL anyone that???
Falcon's turned down countless opportunities to appear in porn movies, but the chance to have his member on display at the museum (nicknamed The Penis Museum) has finally persuaded him to make use of his 34cm / 13.5" sex organ. Jonah says the invitation flattered him, as he appreciates the museum's devotion to science.
The museum (opened in 1997 in the capital Reykjavik) is one of Iceland's most bizarre attractions. It features 300+ specimen penises and penile parts from over 93 creatures, including whales, walruses, seals, a gorilla and a polar bear. The sizes range from a 2m whale penis to a 2mm hamster one.
Falcon says it would be an honour to have his manhood on display there after his death. He hopes it'll be placed between the sexual organs of a polar bear and a sperm whale, joking that he wouldn't want to make either of them jealous.
Hey, I know, they could call the exhibit "Jonah and the Whale"!
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