So is she built like the proverbial?
Is the royal endowment so humungous that nations would go to war over it? Er, no. Topless photos of Kate Middleton are much ado about nothing.
And let's face it, the royals have weathered far more than this in their scandal-pitted history. Top of the list, the dalliance with Nazi Germany between the world wars, and the abdication of Edward and Mrs Simpson with their pro-Nazi views. How can we forget the phone call when Prince Charles told his then-mistress now-rottweiller Camilla that he wanted to be her tampon! Lovely. Of course, there was Harry dressing as a Nazi, Andrew selling access to himself, Fergie doing the same...when you stack 'em all up, Kate's boobs are not even news. Just wish the papers would figure this out!
She seems a decent sort who was just catching a few rays au natural, and should not be held accountable for the creepy tabloids who'll do anything for a fast buck. This'll be forgotten in no time and Kate can get back to doing what she was brought into The Firm to do. Cut through all the glitz and glam, and you'll find that producing a son and heir is her real task in life.
...meanwhile, Heidi Agan won't be going topless either.
UK Kate Middleton impersonator Heidi is so good she gets $1,000 an appearance. She's gone from serving burgers to posing as the future queen of England. As part of her 'royal duties', she even bought some of Middleton's iconic dresses so she could better resemble the duchess. But even she won't be popping the girls out for the papperazzi: "I certainly won't do it; I'm a mum-of-two!" Nice to know some of the commoners have standards higher than some of 'our betters'!
Is the royal endowment so humungous that nations would go to war over it? Er, no. Topless photos of Kate Middleton are much ado about nothing.
And let's face it, the royals have weathered far more than this in their scandal-pitted history. Top of the list, the dalliance with Nazi Germany between the world wars, and the abdication of Edward and Mrs Simpson with their pro-Nazi views. How can we forget the phone call when Prince Charles told his then-mistress now-rottweiller Camilla that he wanted to be her tampon! Lovely. Of course, there was Harry dressing as a Nazi, Andrew selling access to himself, Fergie doing the same...when you stack 'em all up, Kate's boobs are not even news. Just wish the papers would figure this out!
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| Babies on the left: burgers on the right... |
...meanwhile, Heidi Agan won't be going topless either.
UK Kate Middleton impersonator Heidi is so good she gets $1,000 an appearance. She's gone from serving burgers to posing as the future queen of England. As part of her 'royal duties', she even bought some of Middleton's iconic dresses so she could better resemble the duchess. But even she won't be popping the girls out for the papperazzi: "I certainly won't do it; I'm a mum-of-two!" Nice to know some of the commoners have standards higher than some of 'our betters'!
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