Xmas Gift Idea

Well, we're just three weeks away from Christmas, and in all the shops people are working themselves into a frenzy, trying to find that perfect gift for every member of their household.
This year, instead of suffering seasonal shopping stress, here's an idea to kill multiple birds with one stone! Get the entire family some matching flame-resistant sleeping attire! (Guaranteed to snuff out any flames of ardour?) And in festive red with candy stripes, no less!
Y'know what they say:
"The family that sleeps together stays together"...err...
Little Timmy [C] however is clearly unimpressed.