Supposedly this has come from Microsoft HQ – y'know, as owned by Bill Gates? Except SIR Bill (when was he given a knighthood?) has now been demoted to a humble 'online supervisor'. Oh, how the mighty have fallen!
Further, I've just been told that I've won a BILLION pounds – that's a healthy slice of Microsoft! Thanks, Bill!
MICROSOFT LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS
We are pleased to inform you that you have won £1,000,000,000 GBP from the THE MICROSOFT AWARD TEAM 2010 edition, with Ref Number: MSN-UK/9420X/05, Batch Number:074/05/ZY369 and Winning Number: WZ554/30.
For claims process kindly Contact Mr Scott Williams. (Contact Event Manager). Email: firstname.lastname@example.org with your full names, address, country, age, sex, occupation, telephone).
Sir Bill Gates, Online Supervisor.
*sigh* Creativity (as well as honestly-earned money) seems to be in short supply in Nigeria...